Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Erectile Dysfunction, The Poem

Who am I kidding?
I’ve had it all my life
It’s a prostate problem now
But it was once
When to take it out
When to put it back
Where to aim it and
Who to share it with
Even, how to wash it
And earlier still
What the hell is that
But it is all
As they say


Abraham Epton said...

Peter, we've noticed you've been missing a lot of work recently.

I wouldn't say I've been missing it, Bob.

Jeff Epton said...

Well, Peter, I hope you won't be missing your paycheck.

kpdriscoll said...
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kpdriscoll said...

In high school I wrote a poem "Aura" in the shape of a candle. I'm glad you were not similarly inspired here ;)

(I also wish blogger.com let you edit your own comment rather than deleting and adding the properly spelled version)